Sunday, April 23, 2017

Come For A Thrill With No Need For A Pill!

Humans sure get aroused easy enough. Don't even need to be in the buff. The cat thinks they are nuts. Who wants to see their naked butts? But now you gotta catch them all? Oh how far they fall.

Gotta catch them all.
Out and have a ball.
A ball that is thrown.
Makes a funny tone.

Nope, not half snip snip.
That would be a wasted trip.
Nope, not an std or three.
Although some have such a spree.

It's time to thrill.
The cat may feel ill.
But humans like it.
More than a bit?

Even a bit?
What is this umm shit?
Who comes up with this?
That hard up for a kiss.

Time for the view.
Stripping for you.
Hundreds in the crew.
Nope, no orgy for you.

Time to show your very best.
Gotta be better than the zest.
Like no one ever was.
I'm done mocking that just because.

Okay, maybe not.
As you travel the land a lot.
Only carrying six at a time.
Actually you only need two if in your prime.

Comes in many sizes.
With the hope it rises.
Of course it may fall flat,
If you aren't into that.

Back to the ball.
Throw it out for all.
Poof, out it comes.
You see some bare bums.

Pikachu is on display,
In such a provocative way.
As you get ready to battle.
Those walls may sure rattle.

Have you guessed it? What is with my Pokemon gutter fit? How could I be so crass? Oh right, they now have Pokemon lingerie for every lass. Would that just get you raring to go? Pikachu showing high and low. Now that is what we call a thrill at our hall. Excuse the cat while I hawk up a hairball. Ready to see Pokemon lingerie on your lad or lass? No need to really tell my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

It's True, A U Not You!

Hey, don't get greedy at my sea, leave that to me. I used you for y. I can't use you for u a second try. That might make a theme. Who needs one of those at our stream? Not little old me. I just let it fly free. Are you saying I do? Well poo on you.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx qu____, ___!

This you need.
That you don't.
Do the deed,
Or fun you won't.

Tell you U.
Tell you A.
Without a clue,
You have your say.

Bourne gave it.
This way or that.
A tat for tit,
Not where it's at.

Tit for tat,
Doesn't work too.
Trust the cat.
I gave a clue.

Comment or die.
Read or burn.
Jump or fly.
Work or don't return.

The first is the want.
The second the bad.
With it they taunt.
Out to lunch a tad.

Buy or fry.
Lose or die.
Pay or die.
Death, oh my.

It's a safe bet,
Even for this pet.
You use the biggest threat.
It may or may not be met.

Some have hot air.
Others a want.
Some pull their hair.
Others just taunt. 

The decision is on you.
You must make the final stand.
If no belief is true,
Tell them to pound sand.

Got my U today? If not you may be caused dismay. Not really at my sea. It is just the word play coming to be. Hints were thrown. Got it at the tone? The Bourne one was easy. Should be all easy peasy. Okay, I'll tell. U is for ultimatum where we dwell. Don't you love being given those? Do you give them and cause others woes? Notice how the second is always something bad? I guess that's the point to be had. Whether used by lad or lass ultimatums can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Hey Diddle Diddle Time To Quiddle!

The cat is going to post today. I will get there at my bay. It could take me a while. I first have to walk a mile. A mile in my mind. That is hard to find. Find space to walk. Are you tired of my talk?

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx q_____, ___!

Are you in for a riddle?
What lies in the middle?
The middle of what?
Confused at my hut.

I made that up.
I'm not a pup.
I watched Youtube today.
It was a fine display.

Look, another one.
Isn't Youtube fun.
Comments on a post.
Mean people coast to coast.

There is a gif too.
Would it be gifs times two?
I've made some of those.
Do farts smell like a rose?

Aren't I supposed to be posting?
Posting instead of blindly coasting.
Is there a point to this?
Maybe the point you did miss.

Points on point.
That could anoint.
Anoint what I don't know.
We'll go with it though.

Did you solve the riddle?
Hey diddle diddle.
I'll diddle around some more.
Could be taken many ways at ones shore.

I made a paper airplane.
Aren't I a pain?
I should be posting something less confusing,
But airplanes are so amusing.

Look! Some dog hair.
Maybe a wig with the spare?
 Nah, rolls up to quirky.
May not make one perky.

Nope, not perky now.
Don't raise an eyebrow.
I had to have a look.
Now I'll read a book.

Did you read all of that? Are you confused by the cat? That is sure nothing new. Did you answer anything at my zoo? Questions came due. A riddle that may not be a riddle for you. Wow, more confused than ever? Are you trying to be clever? Are you twiddling fingers or hair? You're doing it too at your lair. What are you doing? Weren't you following my viewing? You are doing the word of the day. Q it is on display. Now I'll go back to quiddling and maybe some diddling. Bah, I'll just talk to the singing bass. That is all that is needed to do by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.