Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Can't Comprehend Around The Bend?

The cat goes here and there and tries many a lair. That is just in blog land though and many go to many a show. Out of their little world too. Some get stuck in their world without a clue. But that you know, so away we go.

You are great at that.
You kinda suck at this.
You may even fall flat.
But can learn what you miss.

You stay in a rut.
Oh, but you're the winner.
Can't challenge your butt.
Use the same old spinner.

Trying something new.
Bah, I can't do that.
I'll stick with the same few.
They won't cause a spat.

I am so great.
Compare me to those.
They give me hate.
I send them to new lows.

I'm not that great.
Don't break my little fantasy world.
I can't take any other bait.
My hair may go straight from curled.

As in I'm scared to death.
They may ruin my status.
I may get out of breath.
Or I may go all flatus.

Surround myself with better?
That won't work.
I'll turn into a sweater.
That just isn't a perk.

Try something I'm not good at?
Why would I do that?
I could look like a dingbat.
That would create a spat.

Go to a place with people smarter than I?
Pffft who wants to give that a try?
My brain may fry.
Then I may die.

I'm the best around.
It's my simple claim.
Nothing new needs to be found.
I'll keep everything the same.

Do you stick to the same old same old thinking you are great as a win takes hold? You are only as good as those you top. If you fart around with the same old you fall to the bottom of the crop. Never learn and get better even if you think you do. Need to push and learn things that are new. The same with the same won't add to any claim. Need to add a new class. Can't be lazy like my feline little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Pick Your Hit With What Day Is It!

The cat has seen even more weird ones creep in. Or just plan eye roll worthy ones for the win. So let's jump on the bandwagon today. Let's make up a day.

Hop on one foot day.
That may cause dismay.
It may not please.
Could blow over with the breeze.

Lick the ground day.
Isn't that a great foray?
You could catch a disease.
That day sure would please.

Blow with the wind day.
Blow back at your bay.
If you are full of hot air.
It could work grand at your lair.

Ask a random question day.
Go up to the nearest person on display.
Ask the strangest thing that pops in.
You may get chucked in the looney bin.

Kick the nearest thing day.
Could work as a double play.
Random question for one.
A kick for the second will be done.

Random research day.
Make up some stats about any foray.
That will be easy to do.
Just add one plus two.

Contradict stats day.
Join the fray.
Say the opposite of another finding.
The internet will be grinding.

The killer excuse day.
Give your best a say.
If people don't buy it.
Hey, maybe hiss and spit.

The flick an ear day.
Flick them at play.
When you see them on another,
Flick like an annoying little brother.

The make a day day.
Didn't think I'd give that a say?
I declare it make a day day.
Here on the 29th of May.

Hey, Monopoly and barbies have a day. Why can't a day making day join the fray? Although you may end up in jail with a few of these. But you won't blowing back at the breeze. Have any weird ones to add to the mass? Go ahead and make a day day on the day declared by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

To The Top Of The Crop!

The top of the crop can't be a flop. Or flopped and dropped. Has your mind been cropped? Who will be one? Blue may get it done. A copy and paste. Does that post haste. But nope, not about that. Follow the cat.

This comes with a warning.
It's 7 in the morning.
Isn't that nice of me?
I just warned thee.

A warning chime,
About the time.
Time to play.
It's a new day.

Actually it's not.
Newish is the plot.
Same old same old?
Nah, that won't take hold.

Hey, it may be.
But forget that spree.
Instead we're at the top.
So 7 hours in is a flop.

Unless time zones play.
Then I'll confuse away.
We don't want that.
Let's pretend it's flat.

So 7 hours in.
Still can get a win.
Look, it was Hank.
Blue walked the plank.

Maybe Blue is snoring.
Could be out exploring.
Switcheroo could be Hank.
Whoops, walked the wrong plank.

This is a new top.
A top that may flop.
A top that gets a drop.
After a skip, jump and hop.

Mixed that up a bit?
Who gives a shit.
All is jumping action.
A jumping type faction.

Yep, I'm done now.
Finished my morning meow.
So Top Of The Morning To You.
Damn, I'm a liar at my zoo.

What does that even mean? The top of the morning at ones scene? Does the morning have levels to climb? Does it do it like a mime at each chime? We'll go with when it starts. Which means I'm 7 hours late in my parts. So 7/12 top of the morning to you blogland mass. Now I'm a correct little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.