Wednesday, January 24, 2018

A Different Spin Of The Win!

Time we go for the win with this spin. Whoops, we lost. That comes with a cost. A cost that may be grand. Mixing things at my land. Difference between cost a grand and a grand cost. But you knew that as it was tossed.

I'm a winner.
Chicken dinner.
Didn't we go there?
Hey, chicken to spare.

Works for the cat.
Tabbies may think it scat.
They have trout.
A winning shout.

Look, two ways to win.
Each needing a new spin.
Or a new take.
Winning gets a fair shake.

Won times two.
Can it come due?
It just did.
Don't flip your lid.

Now you lost.
Game was tossed.
But you learned too.
If you gave it a view.

Get better and win.
A winning spin.
A win times two.
Won and up the skill of you.

Lost something you like.
It took a big hike.
You found something new.
A winning combo came due.

You lost your mind.
It you can't find.
You went and had fun.
A win in many a way could be spun.

You had a winning ticket.
The people come to picket.
You won, yet you lost.
Privacy was tossed.

Would that be a lose lose?
Can the opposite take a cruise?
I guess it just did.
Many different ways to skin a squid.

Do you really want to skin a squid? Did you know winning can take many a bid? There are always more ways than one. Many a time you learn nothing from a simple win being done. But you can win when you lose. Unless you go for the booze. That may be a lose lose that comes to pass. Go for the lose win or win win and trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

A One On One Can Be Fun!

When two go back and forth things can sure head north. Or maybe they can head south too. Who am I to say at my zoo. East and west may even get put to the test. A little off track, but that we'll now sack.

That was great, man.
Aren't you a fan?
I can't believe it.
That was the shit.

Don't use man, it's human or person.
You are making life for others worsen.
I am also not a fan and that wasn't shit.
I am a person and it was a movie bit.

You are tightly wound.
Were you born in a pound?
Did someone take your toys away?
Boy, you must have had it rough at your bay.

First, don't use boy, as it is kid or child.
You should also speak far more mild.
You shouldn't insult pounds.
Toys are so medieval for children or hounds.

So just toys that squeak?
Did you fall off a peak?
Are you touched in the head?
Maybe one of the walking dead?

Toys that don't teach have no value.
That much should even be known by you.
There are many clinical terms for crazy but touched is not one.
And stop offending the dead as you let your mouth run.

I'm done with the likes of you.
You have no clue.
I hope you fall in a ditch.
There you and the mice can scratch your itch.

Itching is a medical condition that should not be made fun of.
It can lead to a little push or maybe a shove.
And you should not threaten anyone at all.
For that I could give 911 a call.

Wow, an emergency from me.
Now that is something to see.
All from you playing in the ditch.
Maybe it's not an itch but a glitch.

You shouldn't make fun of the handicapped.
Or make fun of people being trapped.
You really need to learn to speak right.
Your sarcasm shows you may never see the light.

Ever have a conversation with a PC nut? They sure can get in a PC rut. Some go well overboard. Maybe they will bungee jump and forget the cord. Whoops, how un-PC of me. Oh look, on PC I took a pee. That shows how much I care about that class. It can also suck on my gas. Maybe it will help gas pass? At least then it will have some use to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Monday, January 22, 2018

That Is A Need For It To Take Seed!

In order to do this or that humans sure become full off umm scat. Or maybe full of placebo and such. Anyway, they are sure off a touch. Not including the rugrats though. We're talking grown humans that show.

I can't write.
Nope, not one bit.
I don't have sunlight.
Can't do it without it.

I can't write.
Nope, not at all.
My chair isn't right.
My poster isn't on the wall.

I can't drive.
I just can't.
I will never survive.
I need my stuffed ant.

I can't drive.
I won't be able to.
I'll take a nosedive.
I'm not wearing something blue.

I can't play.
Nope, not in the least.
For it's Tuesday.
The day I lost my copy of Beauty and The Beast.

I can't play.
Nope, not today.
I lost my way.
A sign not to play.

I can't fly.
No planes for me.
I will surely die.
This morning I didn't pee.

I can't fly.
Not on your life.
It will crash and fry,
Because it's the birthday of my ex-wife.

I can't write.
No a single word.
I need my lucky kite,
And I need to see a bird.

I can't rhyme.
No, not today.
I need to see a mime.
Whoops, I rhymed anyway.

Do you think such umm stupid things at your sea? Need some comfort or "safety" item to get things done for thee? BIG difference between can't and don't want to. Funny how you humans can placebo yourself on cue. Can't write means you lost both arms and feet. Then you can't at your side of the street. Otherwise that is all in your head like getting out of the wrong side of bed. But to each their own as they need their little hula lass. I'll keep on because I can with nothing but my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.