That's What I Said, You Are A Dunderhead!

Alright, maybe not you. But get ready for a Dunderhead to come within your view. For children's book number five is here. It even has a bush with a full moon rear. But I won't spoil it all for you as plenty more comes due.

There are twins,
Dressed in alien skins.
A weird and wacky green guy.
Who likes to give a victory cry.

A Reaper who is misunderstood.
Could it be because he's made of wood?
There is also a ship.
That is oh so hip.

Wait, wrong body part.
Nope, it isn't the heart.
The ship resembles a toe.
You heard it here first at my show.

Hmm I was not supposed to spoil you.
Bah, I guess I will give you something else to view.
So here you go.
A few more spoilers are down below.

What could this be?
The toe has crashed in a yellow sea?
Hmm wouldn't you like to know.
Maybe it is some type of show.

Look at him float.
Maybe he saw a goat?
I suppose it is a good guess.
But you are wrong I will confess.

And what you were waiting for.
It truly is something of lore.
The bush with the tush.
Who wants to chomp you to mush.

Kindle

(Which works on your computer too, incase you never knew)

Print Version

Now on the way you go.
Just click the linkies above that show.
And you can go,
On an adventure in a big toe.

With a bush eating tush as well.
That shouldn't be a hard sell.
And you've guessed it I bet.
But if not don't fret.

For the illustrations were done,
Making them oh so fun.
By Bryan from A Beer For The Shower.
Thankfully he didn't do the story as he'd make the kiddies cower.

As you can see below,
And he doesn't rhyme, just so you know.
Oh the shame,
But then one is scared away by my rhyming fame.

"Bryan is a bit too touched in the head to write kids' books, so he left
that to Pat Hatt and just did the artwork. Both agree that’s for the best."

Be very glad,

The story wasn't written by this lad!

Remember to review on amazon too!

So that makes five and this one might eat you alive. At least you can go in both ends. Those aliens have such weird trends. Will Dunderhead get away? Or will the bush with the tush have a very nice day? I guess you will have to find out what comes to pass by reading the tale from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.