So the cat was thinking the other day as he saw some discussion on alternate reality at some other bay. That somewhere out there in some alternate lair, there is a me that can't rhyme. That is such a crime.
There is a me that can really talk.
There is a Brian that doesn't gawk.
There is a Betsy with all dogs,
There is a Keepin It Real Folks who lives in logs.
That is her fate.
All hick and stuff,
Whoops, I've said enough.
There is a you that is ten feet tall.
A you that can stick to a wall.
A you that is a psycho killer.
A you that made a video like Thriller.
To dance and prance,
And get a glance.
In some spandex,
Might just convex.
An Adam that is short.
An Anne that is from a Japanese court.
A farawayeyes that is not far away,
And an old one eye who actually has two on display.
Wait! That is a lie.
In no sky.
Could she have two eyes,
Maybe there is a land where she doesn't get scared cries.
Could live where the North Koreans rule.
Dinosaurs could still be around to drool.
Aliens could actually have shown.
A tasty treat could be a dog bone.
Could be a place where Hank always gets last.
Where humbird's humming is a thing of the past.
Where Brian the cat,
Does not have a fancy hat.
Where Sherry doesn't make people feel ill,
From having to look at her duck bill.
Where Waffles is now a pop tart.
And where Mary has donkeys instead of dogs at her cart.
Where optimistic is pessimistic all day.
And Manzanita likes those doctors at her bay.
Or where My Journey With Candida is on another journey,
Like on her way to a demoltion derby tourney.
Where Alex ditched the ninja and became a cheerleader at his sea.
Where Trudessa told her other self to take a hike and robbed a bank with glee.
Where Rosey was really a witch,
And Theresa had an eternal itch.
My where things could go,
Should an alternate reality show.
Maybe you could even be a real live Batman.
The cat would even pretend to be your number one fan.
Tons of things could come due if the alternate reality is true. And why not? If a human mind can think of it there has to be something to the lot. Not sure I'd step through though if one were to show. Could screw up the whole time space continuum or something like that. Then everyone would perish thanks to a rhyming cat. So we won't let that come to pass. Would want all to curse eternally my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.