Friday, June 28, 2013

Forget The Germs Worry About The Worms!

Today the cat will rip off Manzantia and bring to you something that is totally ewww. But sadly it is true and if you have OCD, you may want to run from my zoo.

You have a pet,
You can bet.
But you don't have a cat or dog,
Not even a pet log.

So how can you have one?
I bet you are asking under your sun.
Take a look in the mirror.
Still confused? I'll make things clearer.

You have worms.
Yeah there are germs.
But you have worms.
Getting any stomach squirms?

They can give you gas,
Bloating too may come in mass.
You could get the runs.
A leaky gut that would gross out nuns.

No energy at all,
There at your hall.
Adominal pain,
Even fibromyalgia at your lane.

Worms can cause each thing,
Plus many more too gross to give a ring.
And even worse than that,
As they squirm about like a rat,

They can come out in the loo,
They can come out what you use to view.
Yep, your eye balls too.
Even ears and nose at your zoo.

Grossed out yet?
Don't you like your new pet?
You have more than one.
Under your sun.

They can even make you wet the bed.
Have dry hair on your head.
Allergies to stuff,
That in reality you could easily huff.

But instead worms rule you.
There at your zoo.
So if you ever feel like crap,
And have no help from the so called wise stupid doctor chap.

Take a worm pill.
There at your hill.
Should take it anyway,
Because you have more worms than any cat or dog near your bay.

And there you go. The cat preaches worms at his show and lets everyone know. Nasty high and low. But it is true. Will forever worm ourselves at our zoo. So we had to share with the class. The cat isn't the only one that can have worms coming out his little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. Excuse me well i go throw up. Will that get rid of them?

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    1. Sadly not
      May get rid of a few if you have a whole lot

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  2. Imagine right in your tummy there are worms
    Your guts unseen but your stomach squirms
    Throwing up action
    Is just one option
    Better yet replace the tummy as a solution

    Hank

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    1. Yeah that would be nice
      But probably cost a steep price
      So a pill i will swallow
      Let the worms wallow
      And then be as dead as mice

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  3. It took me FOREVER!! But I think I can safely say I have the worms under control.

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    1. That is good to hear
      The cat had them also coming out his rear

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  4. Yuck! I saw pictures of how they could be in us once, very disturbing. But people seem to think just cats and dogs can get them. We are animals too, bigger and more room for the worms to fester, I repeat, yuck!

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    1. Yep all of that is true
      We have them at our zoo

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  5. The other half eat so much last night
    I told her she must have worms
    she took a fright
    but kept on eating.

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    1. You may be on to something
      There at your wing

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  6. Hahaha By now you've grossed out everyone except My Journey and me
    People laugh, puke, deny for worms they may not see
    They love their worms and take them on exotic vacations
    Be careful what you eat and drink, there are no vaccinations
    If you think cat jokes about diseases of a worm
    See the vids on Youtube and watch the squiggly squirm

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    1. haha had to gross them all out
      As you did with your past shout
      For it is true
      No matter how ewww

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  7. yum, glad i got that thought in my bum
    before breakfast...glad i dont have them?
    heck yes, what a rather disgusting mess...

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    1. The thought went in your bum
      Did it make you hum?
      And you can say you don't at your sea
      But you very well could be quite wormy

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  8. Glad I've already had my breakfast this morning. Disgusting.

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    1. That it is
      But no less true the worm biz

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  9. Well Patt, we cuold habve done without knowing this
    TMI for the next time I'm feeling ill or something amiss
    Can I just pretend I never read this post
    I don't want to think that worms use me as a host

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    1. You may thank the cat one day
      Should you get screwed up at your bay
      And not know
      De-worm at your show

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  10. Oh this creeps me out bigtime this morning!!
    I know we are surrounded by dust mites, but worms??? Yikes!!

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    1. Yep they go into you and grow
      With animals at your show, even more so

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  11. I think I shall be sick.
    Reading about all this ick.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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  12. I refuse to associate the lovely Manzanita with the thought of disgusting worms. Realigning my thoughts now to her fabulous dancing and awesome Sea Holly's. ;)

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    1. Thank you Rosey that is sweet
      But cat is right, worm cleanse is neat
      Why do you think I dance all day
      Energy abounds at my bay
      It keeps the parasites in check
      I'm never sick, oh what the heck

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    2. haha she must have missed your worm post
      Before she found your coast
      Parasites are the cause of much grief
      Worm pills lead to relief

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  13. Drink cozy chamomile tea,
    and you will be safe
    at your sea

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    1. Never heard of that one
      Under our sun

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  14. a pet log is better than a pet rock

    and nothing's worse than a pet sock

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    1. The sock can stink
      Bringing one to the brink

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  15. I wonder what prompted today's entry...

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    1. Says on top
      Guess your eyes today were a flop lol

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  16. eewwww ewww ewww...ok...no ewww. Time for a hot shower!!!

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    1. haha that won't work
      In you they can still go beserk

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  17. Uncooked fish, a delicate dish.
    Oh no, worms in a dish.
    Don't drink the water
    Unless you make it hotter.
    Bugs everywhere
    Hopefully no buttworms at your lair.

    ;)

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    1. Yeah they are around all
      At every hall
      No buttworms thankfully
      In any of us at our sea

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  18. I'm going to go ahead and do as your tag line suggests and get drunk now after reading this. Hopefully I'll have no memory of it when I come to.

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    1. haha denial by getting drunk
      May end up in a funk

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  19. Oooh yucky, yuck. My cat gets them occasionally but I make her pop a pill!

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    1. Pop a pill
      So the worms get their fill

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  20. yuck SOmetimes I prefer dont think in these things sigh!

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    1. haha but they are there
      At each and every lair

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  21. You wormed you way into another clever post Pat!

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    1. As long as none worm their way into me
      Here at my sea

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  22. That's disgusting! I certainly don't need any of those kinds of pets. There are too many at my pad as it is!

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    1. haha those pets would spread
      Even have them in your bed

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  23. Um, I have no comment, your prior guests have said it all. Leaving quietly! :)
    Don't want to squish the little demons, or maybe I do - stomping out quietly!

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    1. haha sneaking away
      From my wormy display

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  24. Thank you for your kind rebuke,
    But are you trying to make me puke?
    The thought of worms just makes me gag.
    Crap! Time to go on a de-worming jag.

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    1. Well they could be there
      And you could be unaware
      May want to pop the pill
      There at your hill

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  25. This is one of the grossest posts I've read in a long time Pat but despite that I love it! Hilarious stuff my friend!

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  26. My sister had them once when she was a baby
    and the whole family had to take pills as precautionary.
    ha.

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    1. A good thing to do
      As they can move to each at their zoo

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  27. orlin N cassie...de onlee good werms R de ones at de end oh de fishin pole.....

    hay, heerz two a grate week oh end !!~~~~~~~

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    1. Yeah that is the only good one
      On a hook under the sun

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  28. Now, cat this is rather gross
    and not fun to diagnose
    these worms seem too close
    better double up on a dose

    Yuck...

    PS - How's Pat and his cats doing this day..hope all is well
    at your bay..I just dropped by to say hey..

    Now, I have the Red Hot Chili Peppers in my head-- Hey oh..




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    1. Well it is true
      They could squirm inside you
      And you would never know
      Just feel blah at your show
      As the chili peppers bellow
      Here all is mellow

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  29. Eewww so gross, I don't wanna be a host!
    If alcohol is a cure, I'll be worm free this summer for sure ;)

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    1. You could be a host
      Might want to suck the liquor back at your coast

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  30. As de-worms turns
    As your butt burns
    Ah "Manzanita"
    You'd like to meet her
    And like you my friend
    This comment has reached the end

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    1. No burning butt
      Thankfully at my hut

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  31. We also take worm pills, since we have three dogs and two cats. Who knows what they can bring in.

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    1. Yeah the best way to be
      Keeps them out of thee

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  32. While in Florida I found a strange worm,
    With an oddly shaped head that made evzeryone squirm.
    I later found out it had a big appetite,
    It fed on other worms and gave them such a fright.
    If you saw its pic you would call it is hideous,
    It looks like the worm featured in the movie Prometheus.

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    1. Blah would not want to see those
      Could really curl my toes
      But then I suppose
      They beat those from Tremors that would eat you like a rose

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  33. Worming... -grin- Brings back an early memory... My father had a doberman and she had to be given worm pills. The results were interesting to watch, as she ran around in the yard and... Well you can figure out the rest of the "word pic."

    LOL!!!

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    1. haha yeah I can picture the rest
      As she tried to rid herself of such a pest

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  34. That just creeped me out, cat! What a way to start my morning!!!

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    1. haha but it is true
      With all those mutts you should suck back a worm pill or two
      They can cause migraines as well
      Isn't that swell

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  35. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    ewww... Is all I have to say and do hate that I stopped by to read this informative [worm] post at your bay... today.

    By the way, reading and thinking about the worms...just make me want to scratch with the hope that inside me no baby worms that they do hatch!!!!... ewww... ha ! ha!
    deedee
    :)


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    1. haha they could be crawling away
      From your toes to your mouth at your bay

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  36. In my post...... I just want to Celebrate, what our Forefather did, in 1776.

    I know full well, that I do not still live in that dreamed-of-Country.

    And more's the pity.

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    1. Oh yeah i got that
      Just added my 10 cents worth at your mat haha

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  37. Sounds like reason genuine
    To indulge in a bit of beer or wine
    Will milk or peanut butter
    Send the worms a flutter???

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    1. nope that don't work
      Garlic to them is no perk

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