Friday, June 7, 2013

Getting Hot So Grab Some Ice Before Things Go To Pot!

The cat thought since the heat will surely come as summer soon starts to beat its drum, that he would help out by giving you a little ice to cool down with this shout. Isn't the cat so nice? Feel free to say yes twice.

 

See an ice arrow to your butt.
That will cool you down at your hut.
With a little poke,
You won't need to drink ice and choke.

 

Stick your head in its yap.
No fire will take a lap.
But if you move too fast,
Holes in your head may make you a thing of the past.

 

See you can pose with ice.
That is so nice.
Having an ice sculpture show you up,
May even get you laughed at by a pup.

 

Take the bull by the horns now,
And you literally have a cow.
 Looks like he was snip snip too,
Between me and you.


 

Cool down and drool.
But then you are a fool.
As things will rise,
Creating heat, making it not so wise.

 

For this one just run away.
It screams Michael Bay.
Such a scary sight,
You'll get cool from fright.

 

Can practice away,
Outside at your bay.
And if you can't score,
Go do a chore.

 

Can hug a tree,
That will give tree huggers glee.
Cooling you down at the same time.
Could even impress a mime.

 

You can have a seat,
And rest your feet.
Getting cool with ease,
As the creepy ice guys give off a breeze.

 

And of course the best of all,
Gives a cat call.
It will come alive too,
And bite you.

There we go now you have ways to cool down at your show. So no need to search high and low, just sit with the creepy ice men all in a row. Isn't the cat so helpful today at his bay? Never mind that when the sun takes a pass they will melt away, leaving you nice green grass to mow and talk crass as you find stuff in it buried by my little rhmying ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

95 comments:

  1. That transformer sculpture is the coolest (ohhh look at me with the puns) of the lot although I love them all to be honest Pat, great idea, if there were more I'd laugh equally as much as a second part!

    On a side note that has to be my first hatrick ever, being unemployed again may suck but at least I can be first comment on Pat Hatt's blog haha!

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    1. Not a bad pun
      that you spun
      Might have to put it on ice
      Along with some rice

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  2. That takes some skill for sure, and they may melt this time of year

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    1. Yeah a melting the will go
      But are quite the show

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  3. Speaking of ice and butt. I gave ghost peppers to a friend of ours that I had ground up.

    The friend loves, loves hot peppers and ate them on pizza etc. He said the next day when he went to the bathroom, it burned so bad he had to use an ice cube. Not sure if it is true about the ice cube but it was funny.

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    1. By the way... ghost peppers are suppose to be the hottest pepper in the world.

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    2. Burning poop you say?
      Damn I will never eat those at my bay
      That would just be rude
      But the the ice cube as a good idea by the dude

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  4. Not wise for ice sculptures to cry
    Tears melt and then they die
    Better to live life as a joke
    Stay outside with other folk
    Activities you must ignore
    Or you will crack and hit the floor
    That definitely means there's no ice skating
    The same applies if thinking mating

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    1. haha not even dating?
      That they must be hating
      But I suppose even if they fall apart
      They don't have a part to even fart

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  5. Are the creepy ice guys anatomically correct? Shows how creepy I am 'cause I'm seriously interested in knowing.

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    1. Hmmm they may be
      But yes you are creepy lol

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  6. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat, The Cat?...
    Oh ! yes, The cat is so nice that I had to say it twice !

    I must admit that it was [very] nice for the cat to share Ten ice sculptures today.
    Therefore, let me hurry and view them before they melt away at you bay. heh! heh!

    deedee :)

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    1. They may melt each day
      And appear again on display
      It is tragic
      But thankfully there is magic

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  7. [I'm out Of rhyming mode...I like the first sculpture, the Hockey player sculpture, and the Tiger [cat]sculpture the most...even though they all are [very]nice to behold if I may be so bold in saying soooo...it's coooold !!!!]

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    1. Cold there are
      At a good old hockey bar
      With a Tiger claw
      As away they gnaw

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  8. Those are some beautiful ice sculptures really. I can't imagine standing out in the cold for HOURS and sculpting. BRRRRRRRRR.

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    1. Yeah freezing my butt off
      Would surely make me scoff

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  9. Ice sculptures are real cool
    A dragon, a tiger and a bull
    Takes lots of skills
    having them drilled
    They teach those at Chef' School?

    Hank

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    1. Hmm you never know
      It is an art at the chef's show
      So could work
      May be an added perk

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  10. they are amazing, i hope i am not the only one who wants to lick a few!

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    1. Hmmm you may be the only one
      But have tons of fun

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  11. It's been quite warm here the past few days
    So these ice people look rather great
    I wonder how long it takes to carve one of those?
    Probably longer than it takes a Kardashian to powder her nose

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    1. It may be a tie
      For such a thing under the sky

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  12. Those Ice Sculptures are so cool.
    I wish I was in need of a pool.
    But, it is already too cool for me
    AND, I am wishing elsewhere to be.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha aww had to move
      To forget the groove
      Of the heat
      At your street

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  13. We don't see a lot of ice sculptures here, but they are so cool!

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  14. Ice sculptures bah
    Wat mi need those fa?
    Here its all heat den rain
    And threats of hurricane
    dem look cool
    But I would be a fool
    To bring those to school
    Ppl wld say u hard as a mule
    Bring ice
    To a place hot like spice

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    1. But then you'd beat the heat
      Be heavy to carry down the street
      So yeah my be better off
      Cooling off in a horse trough

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  15. wow...those are crazy
    have another blog friend that goes to like the world championship of ice sculpting every year and it dazzles me the details they can get and textures...its art, much better than a fart.

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    1. Yeah much better indeed
      I could never do it at my feed
      Takes talent by the ton
      To have them done

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  16. I want to track down the naked woman one!

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    1. And what would you do with it?
      Lick it a bit? lol

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  17. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I want that Ice Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. ice arrow...
    hug a trees...
    it's still cool
    in our summer creez!
    looking at ice pics
    and my goose bumps
    increased!!

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    1. Adding more cold
      As these took hold
      That will not do
      A hot shower should come due

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  19. I will say NO twice
    to the cat being nice
    that ice runs through his veins
    and in meanness he reigns!

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    1. And I agree
      So fun for me
      To be like ice
      But i will ship dead mice

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  20. wow.. those ice sculptures were so cool.. Literally :P
    opening lines were awesome... that big grin I got from there was right on my face until the end :)

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    1. A grin until the end
      Hope it doesn't freeze that way around the bend haha

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  21. It is amazing what can be carved out of ice! But ice mimes are just as creepy as living ones!

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    1. Yeah they are creepy
      Bet they'd scare a kid and make them weepy

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  22. Thanks for these cool icy tips!
    You're right on that bull they took one to many chips :}
    But because our winter lasted so long
    I'll just cool off by wearing a thong.
    No! Wait! That's just in my dreams!
    Never wear a thong when you're wide through the beams :}

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    1. lol could strut your stuff
      Find a beach and go in the buff
      And if any you scare
      More room for you at the beach lair

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  23. It is really hot here in North India right now, this post and the photos made me feel great. Hopefully, the monsoon will arrive soon.

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    1. Wishing for a monsoon
      Damn must be high noon

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  24. orlin N cassie.....whoa...theese R sum seer ee iz lee awesum ice sculptures...frum wear ewe live ?? gotta go with de kitteh az R fav oh rite :)

    heerez ta a grate week oh end !!

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    1. Don't you want to give them a lick
      I wonder if ones tongue would stick

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  25. the ice arts remind me I have no talent.

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    1. Well you know facts
      About a lot of acts

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  26. Oh no! Not an arrow to my bum,
    it would be worse than eating scum!

    =)

    Love these sculptures by the way!

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    1. Yeah that would hurt indeed
      Better take heed

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  27. Awesome! Is this from your bay?
    What a great way
    To spend a winter day!

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    1. haha not near my bay
      Especially the creepy display

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  28. I think these are so cool! Wish I had an inkling of the talent these sculptors have!

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    1. Takes more talent then I have too
      Here at my zoo

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  29. Ice is nice
    and I'll tell you why.
    It sparkles the eyes.
    except in July.

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    1. what happens in July?
      Does it get blocked out by another high?

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  30. These are awesome!

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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  31. Those sure are so cool ice sculptures... no way I'm going to try to think up something to rhyme with that! :P

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    1. Can't rhyme that
      So much shame at your mat

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  32. Oh yes, you are so very nice
    To show such artwork carved in ice.
    Where I live, we see them not,
    Because Atlanta's too damned hot.

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    1. Well heat beats snow
      At any show
      Hate that crap
      Across my map

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  33. Oh, being in heat is not a good thing!

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    1. haha no it is not
      Unless you can humpty hump a whole lot

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  34. Im really amazed all these sculptures look beautiful!!!

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    1. I can amaze
      As you gaze
      Need zombie feet
      That will leave you in defeat haha

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    2. pffft your zombie feet is horrible you can use to the betsy feet party LOL

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    3. haha I'll let her know
      You told me to give that a go

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  35. Wow, today is ice sculptures
    these are really nice
    I had to take a look twice
    as these are really cool
    I was expecting to find Mr. Freeze
    somewhere, just to tease
    they are beautiful as they shine
    giant ice crystals so divine
    I am sure they thrive in wintertime
    but, summertime is not their friend
    and could be their end..

    Thanks for sharing these creative pieces of art..

    Hope you are having a great day at your bay..

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    1. Yeah Mr. Freeze was a thought
      But Arnold is scary by a lot
      So that I did avoid
      But fun to see you are paranoid
      Waiting for the other shoe to drop
      With each picture crop

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  36. Ice see what you mean
    A frozen dream
    I mean this in the icest way
    Listen to what I have to say
    You've made an ice of yourself
    Put the cubes in the freezer shelf...

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    1. An ice of myself?
      Like a north pole elf?
      Damn i must be cheery
      That could be eerie

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  37. I thought the sitting men were creepiest, too!
    I'd never sit there with that crew!
    lol...
    The dragon and tiger were best!
    Such a fun, frigid ice fest!

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    1. Yeah those men just look like mimes
      Such eye crimes
      They were grand
      Such an ice stand

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  38. I wouldn't wanna hug that tree
    And get stuck, you see
    Or be bitten by the big cat
    Cool sculptures today, Pat
    Fun rhyming at your mat
    Made me smile
    But where is the ice crocodile? :)

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    1. The crocdile looked to scary
      It might make many hairy
      And plus it has sharp teeth too
      Could Take a bite outta you

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  39. Yeah, the creepy, melting ice men in a row. The people who sculpt those are so talented. It's a shame their art doesn't last longer, like the sand sculptures.

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    1. Yeah sadly it melts away
      Not so bad for the creepy ice men I say

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  40. these ice sculptures are amazing but gotta say it's a pity they don't last, Pat. it was a trend at one time where wedding receptions had these as one of highlights.

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    1. Yeah they disappear fast
      Each and every ice cast

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  41. You might find my tongue,
    Stuck to the icy handsome one.
    Sometimes my rhymes are full of dung,
    Can you pass the egg fu young?
    :P

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    1. I hear that tastes like dung
      Might pop a lung

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  42. Hi Pat!
    How about that
    amazing post
    that I think I've enjoyed the most!
    Here I sit writing word by word
    deciding which one is preferred,
    and you, prolific and insightful,
    flow with rhymes both funny and delightful.
    I am constantly in awe
    at how your ideas prompt a guffaw
    at my bay nearly every day!
    Go Pat,where you're at!

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    1. Every day
      They come on display
      At least for now
      With my little meow
      And will continue to flow
      As the ideas grow

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  43. I thought for a second you were doing something with astrological signs and sun worship but i don't think a Transformer was one of the star signs.
    I like the giant ice tiger.
    At rich peoples parties they have ice sculptures in which only the best vodka flows, it must be true i saw it on James Bond.

    Have to feel sorry for that bull, now he speaks in falsetto, be careful of the menu in that house they're a delicacy.

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    1. Blah the that
      Can keep such a delicacy at their mat
      And yeah no astrological signs here
      Don't buy into that I fear

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