This day in age something is all the rage. For it is another thing for those who can't do. They simply sue. Looking for the easy way out as they oops slip like a trout, getting lots of dough as their pain continues to grow. So away we go with a suing show.
I stubbed my toe,
As I came into your show.
I am going to sue,
For step abuse at your zoo.
Or would that be abuse of a toe?
To hell if I know.
Damn, now that blade of grass,
Is oh so crass.
It is longer than the rest of you lawn,
Making the sun shine off it at dawn.
It blinded my right eye.
I am giving a sue cry.
Not to mention you stepped foot in my yard.
That made my ground all hard.
It packed it down,
And you made me the mockery of town.
That has to be slander in some way.
I will add it to my lawsuit today.
You also stuck a bag in my trash.
That gave my garbage can a bad rash.
I had to go get a new one.
Garbage can abuse is no fun.
I'll tack on more damages there,
I will own your whole lair.
Your TV I can also see,
Through the window staring at me.
You turned on a Christmas show.
That offends my religion don't you know.
So I am going to sue for that.
Not to mention your cat.
You brush its hair off your clothes,
As you go to work and away the wind blows.
That hair floats up above,
Like some dove,
Then comes and lands on my grass.
I can't let such a thing pass.
You have some attitude,
And are just plain rude.
I peeked through your window and saw you nude.
That will also get you sued.
My the things you can sue over and I did not even touch on rover. But it keeps the lawyers at work as they sue for some jerk. Of course some are legit but most are just away for their wallet to take a reverse hit. Way better chances than the lotto to sue at your show. So if you see a stray blade of grass sue and thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.