So Claudia of all people went all bathroom at dVerse. I expected Brian to be the one to go that perverse. He probably ghost wrote it for her, I bet. Either way it will be done by this pet. They want to know what you do in the place you go to, well, go. I know! How can I ever sink so low?
This may offend a prude,
But they asked what happens when in the mood.
Maybe they think all do it differently at their sea?
Really beats the heck out of me.
So when in the loo,
I either do number one or two.
Did that confuse dVerse?
I guess I'll have to get worse.
I drop the kids off at the pool.
Isn't that cool?
I take the Brown's to the super bowl.
And they surely score a goal.
I deliver the requested order for a number two.
Are you getting it yet dVerse zoo?
Send some floaties out on some boaties.
I hope I don't offend any goaties.
I export fudge to Mexico.
What a way to go.
I chuck a brownie,
Like an uber townie.
I have to see a man about a horse.
I hope the horse has remorse.
Putting a deposit in the throne room,
For which the smell will loom.
Yes, you oaf.
I pinch a loaf.
I've really got the juice,
As I drop a deuce.
Also punish the porcelain seat,
With a brownie treat.
Yes, you hicks,
I lay some bricks.
I lay down a bridge.
Might not get you across a ridge.
I have to let the brown bear out of his cave,
So he too can rant and rave.
dVerse are you with me yet?
Come now, don't fret.
For sometimes there is a blizzard,
And I do need to drain the lizard.
Ask and you shall receive, although you may just want to leave. For the cat gives what you asked for at his sea, no matter how crazy. And just in case you are still confused by it, in the bathroom I take a shit. I probably also pass some gas from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Fling away then...
ReplyDeleteFling the crap?
DeleteSure that would be a trap
Far be it from me to Poo Poo a bathroom post.
ReplyDeleteMy Journey...Hahahaha
DeleteGood one girl
That one was a pearl
haha thanks for no dump
DeleteOn my bathroom rhyme clump
Oh dear, now you've sunk to here
ReplyDeleteScoot over and grab a beer
At my house, around the dinner table
Hilarity descends around such fables
A husband not grown and two boys
make potty talk and laughter the choice
for dinner time cheer!
hahaha that must be interesting indeed
DeleteAt your feed
Seems crap
Is talked about all over the map
hehe...see..most of the girls go reflective or romantic when they think bathroom...and the guys...ha.. smiles...and psssshhh...here's the confession..it actually WAS brian's idea..smiles
ReplyDeletehaha yeah nothing romantic about the loo
DeleteHere at my zoo
And Brian I knew
Had to be his idea to come due
Sinking low is also my game/just like the cat I think life is sometimes insane/Sometimes I go to the loo for a number one/Suddenly, I'm all sweaty and SITTING, the number two has won! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
LOL quite the visual there
DeleteI hope when you have to push you don't swear
Awww some of these ways of describing going to the toilet are just sick Pat haha! Such as taking the kids to the swimming pool or the superbowl one, I'd never heard of some of these before haha, amazing stuff!
ReplyDeletehahahaha said I was going to sink low
DeleteCouldn't let any down at my show
When going to the loo
ReplyDeleteWhat one just has to do
Have some respect
on what to expect
A ritual of cleansing do
Hank
But with the respect
DeleteYou can't neglect
The truth
At the loo's booth
Hmmm, I think I will take a 'pass' on this one'
ReplyDeleteand not 'gas' either. LOL!!
haha no gas at all
Deleteto grace your hall
Marilyn, Terry and I always talk poop
ReplyDeleteOur health depends on the scoop
If shy and get sick
To you shake a stick
You shoulda stayed in the loop in your coop with the poop
Yeah i've talked poop
DeleteWith all the crap at my coop
Even watch cat poop too
It's a shitty job but has to come due haha
hahahaha pinching you loaf to get the juice while you drop a deuce eh>...let the brown bear out his cave, ha, your metaphors all the rave...that one was new on me, now i need to go pee...
ReplyDeleteEven gave you a new one
DeleteI consider that well done
Enjoy your pee
Does miss the bowl at your sea
Memo to self. Stop reading here, before breakfast! LOLLLLLLLL!
ReplyDeleteA good memo to keep
DeleteBefore taking the leap
If you're talking about the Cleveland Browns...they never score a touchdown. Just sayin'. hehe
ReplyDeletehaha well in the loo world they do
DeleteI guess they are just shitty at each zoo
Do not get congested,
ReplyDeletedon't breath as arrested,
dream and you'll receive
inspiration script
Dream on the loo?
DeleteThat might be hard to do
As you push and grunt
Can't lay down a bunt lol
What to do, what to do in the loo
ReplyDeletewas never a problem for you, I know
We girls don't think about horses
in the bathroom, but we do on remorse ~
Happy Sunday ~
haha good to know
DeleteI just let it flow
Charming. lol
ReplyDeleteThere is no harm
DeleteIn a little charm
and everything is fine in town
ReplyDeleteas long as toilet seat is DOWN
Have a wonderful Sunday in the loo
It is always down here
DeleteAfter used by my rear
Well, cat I was wondering how long
ReplyDeleteit would take for you to play along
I knew the subject of poo would
make you want to fling some words in your loo
seems the guys have no problem talking poo
but, for me that is something one just has to do
perhaps, keep some magazine handy to read
so, you can forget the dirty deed
but, thank goodness you keep the seat down
wouldn't want you to fall into that bowl
well, this is all I have to say..I rather
take a bubble bath..try it at your sea
and you will see what I mean..so relaxing
just dream, dream, dream..(laughing)
you naughty cat just use your litter box...
PS - this time you were late...but, I knew you would play as poo is one of your favorite cat displays..you know I'm teasing..have a great day..Pat and his Cat...
DeleteThe cat couldn't pass it up
DeleteAs dVerse brought this out in their bar cup
Not late at all though
As it is the correct time it always does show
And pffftt to a bath too
Too nasty at my zoo
And the lid always goes back down
So the cat doesn't get near flush town
Well, you're not technically late
Deletefor the dVerse bar date
it's just usually you are in
the top few, when posting is due
I heard cats don't like baths
at least the cat I had as kid
did not like them..she used to
walk along the edge of the tub
until one day she fell in
and that was the end of that
for my fluffy Angora cat...
the cat likes it just fine
DeleteBut not the other feline
She avoids it at our sea
While the cat jumps in with glee
The other feline
Deletedid I miss something
at your zoo?
There are two
Deletecassie and Orlin at my zoo
Hence the two cats in the header above
Geez were you too busy chasing a dove
Thanks for the clarification
Deletehow did I miss that one
well, two would be more fun
that must have flown over my head
speaking of flying I have to get to work.
haha oh the dread
DeleteMaybe you should stay more in bed haha
This cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteGlad it did
DeleteAs I lifted the lid
WOW Pat, that was pretty deep MOL!
ReplyDeletehaha oh so deep
DeleteOut it did seep
don't export chocolate to Mexico in the summer
ReplyDeletewithout ac to keep it from being a melted bummer
And the smell
DeleteWould sure be hell
Which just goes to show there's nothing you can't make rhyme:)
ReplyDeleteNothing at all
DeleteAt my hall
I think they make a pill for that
ReplyDeleteMay need one at my mat
DeleteBut then pills are hated by the cat
I do my best reading in the loo with a number two!
ReplyDeletehaha read on
Deleteat your lawn
LOL You're too funny.
ReplyDeleteI try
Deleteunder my sky
you see, I was wondering if we could write about both number one or two, but you answered that one...
ReplyDeletehigh tech toilet power
Number one had its day
Deleteat least in the last verse I say haha
um....
ReplyDeletehahaha that is your shortest reply ever
DeleteMy today you aren't clever lol
And blame your twin
It was his bin
Thought I'd read one more blog before supper
ReplyDeleteand yours is the one I chose.
So now I'll go eat
To later repeat
What you're talking 'bout. Yeah, one of those.
Lee
Wrote By Rote
An A to Z Co-host blog
haha hope it is a tasty treat
Deleteand there is no hardship when you try and deplete
Once it arrived in the email shoot
ReplyDeleteAll I could do was say, "What?!"
dVerse has a way with its poetry loot
Just no way I'd write about my butt!
haha bah nothing to fear
DeleteEveryone has a rear
Someday, aliens will 'find' a web server with this page, and their history textbooks will reflect this. Human life revolved around activities involving shit, they even wrote poems about it!
ReplyDeleteAliens scoping out me
DeleteThat would be interesting to see
Oh no, I saw too many brownies in this one. I may never eat another brownie again. But I laughed all the way through.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
haha a brownie turn off at my sea
DeleteCould be a new diet fad from me
Are you sure you aren't shipping "brownie treats" to Mexico instead...?
ReplyDeleteI question your business model.
Well if I could make some dough
DeleteA shipping I would go
Great fun as always!
ReplyDeleteMadeleine Begun Kane
Glad it was fun
DeleteUnder my sun
Wow never knew there were so many ways to say shit
ReplyDeleteShit is much easier to say
DeleteAnd then one can move on with their day
Lots of rhymes here about poo
ReplyDeleteOr as my mom called it, number two
I'll have to remember some of these for future reference
In order to confuse people at my residence
haha confuse away
DeleteWould be fun to do night or day
A rhyming (on) poop! :D
ReplyDeleteThat I did
DeleteLifted the lid
Oh, to think I almost missed such fun!
ReplyDeleteLucy from Lucy's Reality
haha to think
DeleteWink wink
This post makes me think of Stand By Me when he say's "I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory." I was around 9 the first time I saw that and laughed so hard I almost turned mine into a fudge factory too lol.
ReplyDeletehahaha that was a great line
DeleteForgot that one, shame on the feline