Monday, April 17, 2017

Welcome Home, There's No Need To Roam!

All you need now is a welcome mat. Or a go away mat if you want people to scat. For you have the home you always wanted right here. Some may cost a bit I fear. But they will be worth every penny. They sure are unlike any.


The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sph___ ______, ___!


A house that's tall.
You can see all.
 No giant can get you.
Don't fall at your new zoo.


One for Blue.
Can live in a shoe.
Only needs one.
Shoo now and have fun.


You're a little teapot.
The house may get hot.
It may steam up too.
Okay, I'm through.




Look at those.
 Chompers after your toes.
Halloween Nazi's dream.
She'd probably feed it ice cream.


Up and down?
 Out on the town?
Maybe you can roll.
No need to stroll.


Fly me to the moon?
 Cheap airfare before noon.
May not be mile high.
But you can try.


Speaking of high.
You may need to fly.
 Or you may need to jump.
Getting in may make you a grump.


A giant mutt.
Tongues in a rut.
 If that thing could lick.
That would be ick.


Around you can go.
Live in a UFO.
Probes are optional when yours.
Just add that to the chores.



A tisket, a tasket.
Go live in a basket.
Some friends can join.
May cost a bit of coin.

Any homes strike your fancy? Living in some of them may be chancy. In case you missed it H is for home. Or house could work for this poem. Take your pick between the two. Oh, today is H for my in between too. Now you are all caught up and ready to move in. Enjoy your new homestead bin. The cat would have fun with a few given a pass. Yeah, I'm a weird little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

70 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Three in a row
      Look at you go

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    2. Four in a row
      If I'm not mistaken
      Kept awake at night
      By my chronic achin'
      :-)

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    3. Whoops, can't count
      Chronic achin' at least let's them amount
      However much it does suck
      On it we'd like to pass the buck

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    4. Suza said four
      At your door :)
      Can she do five
      When I'm alive? :p

      Hi Suza!

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  2. Awesome pics of different houses and great verse to match. Thanks for a great Monday post.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Those homes are cool
    I like the curved arrow
    Now for one like a cat
    To keep the straight and narrow

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    1. Straight and narrow?
      The cat will leave that to a sparrow

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  4. I've seen pictures of the picnic basket before.
    Curious as to why the first one looks like a giant mailbox.
    As for a unique home, I'll take a Hobbit home.

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    1. Hobbit in the ground
      Hopefully no giant steps on your mound

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  5. Very fun post
    A house where it's fun to host
    I would like beachside
    Not a place you want to hide


    Happy Monday Hey

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  6. Welcome Home, There's No Need To Roam!
    Interesting array of spectacular homes
    Stay in a basket?
    Nothing to dread
    As long as one is not left all alone

    Hank

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    1. With others can make it fun
      A tiskit a tasket run

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  7. Now those are some different homes. Don't think I want to live in the one that is so high up. You would need an airplane to get into it. You have a great day.

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    1. Or a really really tall ladder may do
      As it comes into view

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  8. Spindly legs up in the sky
    Visitors none, unless they fly
    Number 5 is a stitch
    That position, what a bitch

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    1. Upside down and inside out
      Sure would make one shout

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  9. All unique homes at your bay
    That is all I can say.

    Betty

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    1. Unique they are
      Wouldn't want any for a sand bar

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  10. Some interesting abodes you've shared today
    But I'd prefer my plain Jane home any old day

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    1. Plain for the win
      Does all others in

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  11. I think the alien house might scare humans away...I like it!

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    1. No intruders at play
      That wins the day

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  12. Wouldn't mind touring these, but the only one I'd consider living in is the plane - maybe the UFO. Very cool!

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    1. The UFO would be neat
      No corners at ones street

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  13. I love the plane house but not sure I'd want to be reminded daily of a commercial flight.

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    1. Could pretend you are going anywhere
      While staying home, cozy at your lair

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  14. I have to say, that one house looks like it needs Viagra ...but I'd love to see inside it. Actually I'd love to visit each of these and see how they look inside...love these unique homes

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    1. lol the pill popper house
      Even spruces up a mouse

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  15. That's so cool! I'd love to live in a Hobbit house because they look so cute and cozy

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    1. But may leak
      Or get buried in a creek

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  16. I have been inside the basket!!! Really cool office building. I heard it's for sale, if you are interested.

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    1. Can they move it up here?
      Far away and sure not near

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  17. I'm definitely more conventional. And the ones with so many stairs to enter would be a nightmare. Grocery day alone would make you nuts.

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    1. Yeah, would drive one insane
      Need an elevator or some express lane

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  18. That basket building is in Ohio, you know!
    Longaberger built it long ago.
    Drive by it once in a while
    Very fun pics on houses with style!

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    1. Ohio gets a basket case
      With its smog to embrace lol

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  19. I'm still trying to figure out if that 'doghouse' is just the result of someone taking a pun way, WAY too far.

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    1. Sure quite the waste of dough
      If that was why they gave it a go

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  20. I think the shoe will do the trick
    It's got sole and it has kick
    Step aside and let me through
    as I move my bed into my big ole shoe.

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    1. If the shoe fits
      Being a goody two shoes may be the pits

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  21. I wouldn't want to live in one since they probably get a lot of attention.

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    1. Yeah, you'd have gawkers galore
      And nuts at the door

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  22. None of those struck my fancy though I always wondered about round houses. Does that mean there's never any webs growing in corners? Some would be too scary for me.

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    1. There could be no webbing around
      As the house goes round and round

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  23. I like the green one because its round and glows,
    Its bright and mysterious and I bet loved by the crows,
    who knows? maybe it even is a real UFO.....boom boom, hehe

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    1. lol who needs a ufo
      When you can beam on the go

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  24. My favorite is the house that looks like a shoe.
    I'd like to live in it, wouldn't you?

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    1. Be an interesting spot to stay
      At least for a day

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  25. Fun ! I love the shoe home! and the teapot's home !! I would live there xoxox

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    1. A teapot as you cook
      While all give you a look

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  26. I'm in love with these. Can I try each of them out and then make my decision about which one I want to live in? I should take a cat with me. They have keen instincts about dwellings to choose.

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    1. They sure will enjoy a pick
      And then nap some slick

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  27. orlin N cassie....therez two oh theeze that kinda freek uz out; number one N number houz on stix...we think itz got sum thin ta due with de werd....sturd ee !!! ♥♥☺☺

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    1. Sturdy it may not be
      Best to avoid and stick to a cat tree

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  28. These were great. I can't decide which was the best. Maybe the UFO.

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    1. Live in probe land
      May not be so grand

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  29. I think I would like to live in a shoe.
    I am sure I could think of things to do.
    If not a shoe, a tea pot would be nice
    to have a party and throw some dice.

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    1. A party with tea
      Served for all to see

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  30. I'd choose teapot or UFO, other than that, I just don't know.

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  31. Really cute pictures specially the teapot Pat ~ Enjoy your spring week ~

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    1. Fun places to see
      As the imagination flies free

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  32. Some people's homes
    like hairless with combs
    these half empty domes
    where something else roams

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    1. Could be scary to see
      What pops in to thee

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  33. Yikes! I can't say I'd want to live in any of these homes. Some are downright scary for someone who has struggled with heights all her life, like the first and the high one on stilts ( wouldn't want to lug groceries up into that one ~ LOL)! Take care, my friend!

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    1. Need an elevator for that
      Or groceries may go splat

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