Monday, June 12, 2017

A Day Out, What's That About?

The cat was lying about when the dogs went out. I mean they went out far. They even had to go in a car. Why the heck would they want that? Sure beats this cat.


There they go.
 Pfft fine by me.
They are my foe.
On them I'd like to pee.


Bat dog in the car.
 That seems fun.
Who wants to go far?
I'll stay home and run.


Two for one.
Drooling all the way.
 Hot in the sun.
AC where I lay.


And one in the back,
Sure had to go.
 If bags you lack,
May be landmines in a row.


Run through sand.
Who wants to play there?
For if you dig into the land,
You'll fine droppings to spare.


Now onto the grass.
 Not so much greener.
Looks like on it someone rubbed their ass.
My bed is far cleaner.


Look! It's green.
Rain made it clean.
A germy ball on screen.
At least chasing it keeps her lean.


Back to the sniff.
A two for one.
Get double the whiff?
The big one is done.


And then finding a good spot.
After you've sniffed a lot.
Roll in it like a comfy cot.
Yep, going out for me isn't sought.


They are nuts.
 I'll stay up here.
Crazy old mutts.
Hey, at least their nose isn't up my rear.

Ready to go roll around in a field? To that I think humans will yield. Unless they are rolling for umm fun. Then they may roll before done. Could get arrested too, if the coppers see you. Watch out for dog crap and what's beneath the giant litter box sand trap. Who'd want that rotten grass? I prefer green stuff for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

66 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Capital time
      Small s got shafted like a mime

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    2. On my planet, it means hope

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    3. Super dupor
      Not in a stupor

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  2. Love all the photos
    Bat dog makes me laugh and smile
    And that upside-down roller
    Looks like he'll roll the next mile

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    1. He likes to roll away
      As bat dog whines to get out to play

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  3. Monday smile as pics came in view
    Did they go to a doggie park?
    hope they didn't leave poo?

    Around here you have to bring a pooper scooper and bag, take out what you leave...

    Are you getting the warming trend, it will be in the 90's today same as yesterday?

    Have a good one Pat!

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    1. Baseball field we did go
      No way out high or low
      Just close the gate
      Caged in is their fate
      We take out indeed
      Or at least flick it in the woods at our feed
      Warm it is
      With the weather biz

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  4. I think you call that the difference between cats and dogs.

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    1. That it would be
      Cats have little want to leave their sea

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  5. Where's Hank
    Did he walk the plank?

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  6. The cat knows what to do (or not do) on a hot summer day.

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    1. Got both down
      When it is hot in town

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  7. Never seen a batdog before
    Would be scary if one came a-knocking on my door
    Mongo is so fat he needs to run
    But that lazy no-good keeps sitting on his lazy beep bum
    Hey that didn't rhyme!
    Well, sue me
    In the place to be
    And I'llraise you a Scooby Doowee!

    How's the mat
    Kitty Cat?

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    1. Can I sue
      Won't get much from you lol
      Bat dog may drool
      Mongo may not find it cool
      Just sitting on his bum
      Wouldn't make her a chum

      Still a going
      With our showing

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  8. Dogs had quite adventure out and about
    Cat knew to keep close at home
    Not good for it to roam.

    Berty

    Betty

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    1. Didn't want to play
      As inside he shall stay

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  9. Those photos are great. Cats and dogs, ha the old school rivalry.

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    1. A rivalry is had
      With many at our pad

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  10. Tell a great story with the pets
    Win a prize, take all bets
    Photos seem to say it all
    Dogs even come when you call

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    1. That they may
      Unless you try and make them stay

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  11. I love little dachshunds, and those two are cute. Batdog was having fun with the others on a run. I'm not much for grass in dog parks, I've been listening to Pat too long! LOL!

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    1. lol pee on your feet
      May even find a gooey between toes treat

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  12. Funny Monday. Can't roll in the grass in TX. Too many fire ants! They sting.

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    1. Ouch to those
      Suck if they got up your nose

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  13. Sometimes a bark in the park is fun!

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  14. The Cat is smart. It's too hot to go outside.

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    1. They pretend to be
      Just before they pounce thee

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  16. I love the picture of the one staring up at you as he's rolling around.

    I think maybe my dogs are cats. I take them outside, and they just look up at me like they want to come back in. Then I bring them back in, and they lounge on the couch like lazy a-holes.

    And then I do the same thing, because hey, smart dogs.

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    1. Flashing all with a roll
      These ones will stroll
      But the couch sounds better
      Sit there and type many a word err umm letter

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  17. The older I get the more I understand the cat. The AC is where it's at.

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    1. AC is much nicer a place
      Than some sweat inducing embrace

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  18. I wish I could ride around with my cats. lol

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    1. lol they may find it fun
      Or meow a ton

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  19. Love the bat dog filled with glee
    they get to have fun and pee.
    There they are in a furry glow
    but your cat thinks they are idiots all in a row

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    1. That the cat does indeed
      As they leave our feed

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  20. Cats are great observers and they always seem to look down on excessive exuberance. Disdain is their middle name.

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    1. Down they sure look
      Like all are nothing more than a crook

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  21. The cat doesn't usually give that much airtime to dogs.

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    1. He stayed in front of the AC
      So the dogs got to play free

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  22. The cat is smarter than the dog
    Both, though, can outwit a stupid hog
    (like our president).

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    1. That they can indeed
      Without much thought at their feed

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  23. Looks like the cats have their own indoor jungle gym.
    The pic of the doggy lying on his back is a hoot. He looks pretty blissful.

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    1. They have much to use
      He sure can amuse

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  24. Cats view the dogs, and shake their internal head. Dumb dogs. Maybe they have fleas? Cats will not stay safe up on top bookcase.

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    1. Fleas could get you anywhere
      Hate the suckers at our lair

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  25. orlin N cassie.....well, ta be honest, we wood like ta get out side N roll in that dirt...juzt coz ♥♥♥☺☺

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    1. We'll watch from afar
      Burd poop could be at your sand bar

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  26. Dogs need to run
    and play a ton.
    Then quiet and tired they will be
    which fills the people of the house with glee. ha.

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    1. That it does every time
      The house is then sublime

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  27. Makes me thinks of the picture book Dog vs. Cat- all about which is better. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Both have their wins
      As they take spins

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  28. Don't know what to say
    to cuteness sent my way
    but really made my day

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  29. My dogs love to roll around in the grass.
    Then they come back in smelling like ass.

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    1. That they do
      AS they roll in anything eww

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  30. You cats certainly are not like the cats I once had
    Outside they thought they were so bad
    Catching mice and birds every day
    All they wanted to do was play, play, play

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    1. I'm sure if I let them out
      They'd have fun out in about

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  31. I used to take my diabetic cat with me when I used to visit my caravan. How she loved the train journey and time there. Yes Pat! animals do enjoy time away.

    Yvonne.

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    1. They can have fun
      When out for a run

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