Sunday, June 11, 2017

A Travel Plan For A Winter Fan!

Betsy and Optimistic long name may like this one. They enjoy the snow a ton. The cat just shakes his head at that. I'll take a white stuff free doormat.

Come with me.
Let's go today.
Travel by sea,
I mean plane, okay?

2 flights a week.
In and out you go.
If it's cold you seek,
The wind shall blow.

Ittoqqortoormiit is your spot.
A head scratcher for me.
That twists the tongue a lot.
Can it be said by thee?

You can sleep in a cave.
A cave that is icy.
Then come home and rant and rave.
Bah, I doubt it's too pricey.

Even a local bar.
The hospital is next door.
So they'll leave the door ajar,
So you trip when you explore.

Trip on a trip.
Now that is a head turner.
Ittoqqortoormiit makes you slip.
Are you a slow learner?

Better be fast.
A bear may come by.
Or a Santa reindeer cast.
You can even hunt them sans jolly old fat guy.

Deserted villages can be seen.
That may be a thrill.
For they will be all clean.
No dirt that's run of the mill.

Take dog sleds to get around.
Mutts everywhere and barking.
That would be an awful sound,
Plus each tree they'll be marking.

So get on a plane.
Go where there's ice.
If you can say Ittoqqortoormiit and stay sane,
Maybe they'll lower the price.

Are you ready to hop a plane now? Snow sure can wow. Maybe just ice. Not sure on the price. But too cold for lice. Isn't that nice? Ittoqqortoormiit is just a long flight away. But in icy caves you can play. Now I will pass the gas that trying to say Ittoqqortoormiit gave my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

51 comments:

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    1. S stands for number one






      maybe

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    2. Beats R
      With a great post har har

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    3. Great post
      Coast to coast..

      Har har har
      said R

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    4. Adam is right
      s is for number one
      Should have been uppercase
      Under my sun

      Typing Suza!
      Takes too long
      Lose precious seconds
      For the number one song

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    5. haha can't lose to Hank
      Or a ninja attack making you walk the plank

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  2. Would be cool
    To play in ice
    I love winter
    Wouldn't think twice

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    1. I wouldn't think
      Just inside I'd slink

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  3. Where in the world is the place you mentioned a few times? I don't travel to visit the ice, I prefer the sun, now THAT'S nice.

    Excellent verse and read.

    Yvonne.

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    1. It is out there
      For all to visit by the pair

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  4. I can't think of anything worse than winter.

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    1. Hmmm earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes
      Yeah, I bit far worse things than winter's pains lol

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  5. ha - it may be dangerous to get on a plane
    but safety is relative - isn't it - and statistics say that most accidents happen at home - so better get out and find a nice beach - ha
    happy sunday

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    1. haha find the giant litterbox indeed
      Can happen at any feed

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    2. Watch your toes
      Can cause woes

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  6. It is true I love winter best of all
    Then a close second is the fall.
    Why sit and sweat?
    Snowflakes are a better bet! Lol

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    1. lol but then when you have to drive
      Snow may not let your survive

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  7. I enjoy winter but not sure Greenland is high on my list of places to visit.

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    1. Yeah, be at the bottom
      Spring or autumn

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  8. This time of the year I am always yearning to get away :)

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    1. Lots of places to go
      With many a show

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  9. I think I'll skip the Brrrrr Humbug stuff!

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  10. Funny I'm waiting to hop on airplane right now! Not going where bear might come by, though :-)

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    1. More a warm place
      That you embrace?

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  11. That name is just too hard to say and I congratulate you on writing it down. Somehow, this place reminds me of Tim Buk Two.

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    1. That is easier to say and rhyme though
      Timbuktu has the flow

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  12. I've always wanted to visit Alaska. Ittoqqortoormiit is close enough.

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    1. Could work pretty well
      As there little does dwell

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  13. An ice house would be cool
    But tough for school
    Fingers writing would get numb
    All scores would be dumb


    Bet their vodka is tasty cold!!

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  14. Nope, no planes for me, I don't fly.

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    1. Can go by car or boat
      maybe ride a goat

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  15. Dont like the cold or the snow
    Give me heat any day
    Even if it is too hot to play.

    Betty

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    1. Snow is yuck
      But on sweating up the arse crack I'll pass the buck

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  16. I don't like winter driving on ice
    slipping and sliding is not very nice
    Today it is warm, as the sun glows
    I enjoyed itt very much at my show...

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    1. Good to enjoy
      And not play coy
      Just out in the sun
      For a little fun

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  17. (For) vacation I went somewhere new
    To bid boring old world adieu
    And how my brain shook
    At world with strange look
    From couch TV took on new view

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  18. A Travel Plan For A Winter Fan!
    Location a big draw all the time
    It's Ittoqqortoormiit
    Tongue twister a bit
    Experience akin to Santa's land

    Hank

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    1. That it may be
      Jolly old elf waiting for thee

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  19. I used to think that travel was all I wanted to do
    but bills need paid
    so that's most important
    these days at our zoo :)

    As for ice... yeah, I'll pass every time. Not a fan. ;)

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    1. haha can't live out of a suitcase?
      That would be a tough embrace

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  20. Always ready to hop a plane
    I'm nuts, not insane :D
    Does that ticket cost a buck?
    Such luck!

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    1. Not a chance
      Not even at first glance

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  21. Once I hit St. Anthony, I'm off for Labrador and Greenland. Ittoqqortoormiit looks grand, so now it's on the list as I head for Iceland. Thanks for introducing me to Ittoqqortoormiit, Pat!

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    1. Good luck walking there
      May be cold, so don't go bare

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  22. The only plane I want to board is one that's headed for a tropical shore.

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    1. Can go to Bora Bora
      And umm snora snora

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