Thursday, June 15, 2017

Purr Empire Part...What From This Nut?

Did you think the cat was going to type it all out here? That is just too much work for my rhyming rear. What was that? I just have to copy Blue and copy and paste what was written from Pat? Damn, I am busted at my sea. I just went and hooked thee. Now to find out where it goes you'll have to look to another book added to my rows.




Cassie, Orlin and their crazy human Pat are once again up to their eyeballs in scat. In the fifth go around, walking, talking animals are found. Duke Drazin does not think much of any of it. He's also back to throw a fit. Who's fault is it this time? Why are humans no longer in their prime? All that and answers you never want to know surely will show.

So join the crew as they become human stew. Hey, at least two. The cats are too smart to have that come due. They deal with animals of every kind. Pat loses his mind. Even some sort of superhero and mysterious island comes into play. So come and find out if the crew can survive another very long and strange day.

That makes another tale that has been spun. The work of the cat is never done. Oh yeah, we'll give Pat a little credit for it. But only if it's not a hit. Then he can have the credit all to himself. It now sits on our shelf. Think you know where it will go? My brain is strange, you know. A rhyming cat, a god, crazy Pat and prissy Cass. Never know what will flow from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

58 comments:

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    1. You must be on task
      Or unable to sleep drunk off a flask lol

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  2. Pat loses his mind?
    That's already a fact
    Orlin and Cassie
    Can attest to that act

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  3. As always Pat a great read.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Purr Empire Part...What From This Nut?
    Notched another book and looking smart
    No longer at their prime
    Humans are showing signs
    Languishing but hopefully not in a rut

    Hank

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    1. Hank where have you been?
      No number one was seen..

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    2. Hopefully not in a rut
      They should leave that to King Tut

      Hank must be on the road
      Or in relaxation mode

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    3. A little bit of both
      But am still up close
      Lurking in the shadows
      Bidding for right moves

      Hank

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    4. A little bit of both
      But am still up close
      Lurking in the shadows
      Bidding for right moves

      Hank

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    5. And times two
      As the phone lurks with you

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  5. I guess you put out the bait
    did your readers you hook
    If so, they need to buy the book
    go to Amazon take a look

    What, Pat is crazy? Now, you tell me
    have a fun day at your sea...

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    1. Crazy as can be
      As they were baited at my sea

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    1. Felt right with the cats
      And animals turning humans into dingbats lol

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  7. I've already lost count on what book that makes this one. I still remember the original which I think was drawn by Beserk Herk if I remember right.

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    1. Counting the ones up for preorder at my sea
      116 are now out by me
      Yep, that was the first one
      Damn in 2012 that one was spun

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    2. What was the title of your first book?

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    3. The Swashbuckle Chuckle
      Came with a magic belt buckle

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  8. Congrats on another one at your place
    Sounds like a good one too
    The title is a catching one
    Good luck with this book new.

    Betty

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    1. Good to catch they eye
      As one does fly

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  9. Pat just keeps taking credit. Congrats!!

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    1. And the cat gets none
      That sure isn't fun

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  10. Ha! I was wondering if that tale would see ink!
    Hopefully it leaves you in the pink!

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    1. Do they ever?
      With the pink endeavor

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  11. Here's to purring all the way to the bank, congrats!

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  12. Congratulations on another book!
    I would never ever get the number one spot if I had to type out Ninja attack. Especially at six in the morning.

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    1. haha yeah, a copy and paste
      Is needed post haste

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  13. Love the title!
    What # is this?

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    1. Somewhere between 110 and 116
      As I added a whole bunch with preorder at my scene

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  14. Congrats a new book
    Read it in a nook
    Or read it on a train
    When it's windy and the rain
    Read it climbing up the stair
    But let your foot beware
    Read the book most any place
    Even read it out in space

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    1. Better watch the stair
      May lose the feet pair
      Fall and smash boom bang
      Could come with a clang

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  15. orlin N cassie...conga ratz two dad on book number 83,091 !!! how awesum iz thiz N we hope salez R tripull thiz....best fishez, now we R off ta haza look see ~~ ☺☺♥♥

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    1. A triple sale spike
      Would be a fine hike

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  16. Wow, the cat's written a book!/Perhaps while it was dozing in a nook?/How about, with just one paw because the other one was a hook?/Or, after it went behind Pat's back and had a good look? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  17. The cats are on fire
    with Purr Empire.
    Victory for the three of you.
    May tons of sales come due.
    Big time CONGRATULATIONS too!

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  18. Congratulations to you! Wishing you lots of sales. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. haha won't hold my breath
      Could bring death

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  19. Congrats on the book
    and all that it took
    The roar of the crowd
    should make you feel proud

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    1. There is a crowd?
      Damn, no strangers allowed

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  20. Congrats Pat for another book ~

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    1. Congrats indeed
      As another takes seed

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  21. It's been forever since I heard anything about Drazin
    or maybe I just missed that post as you were razin'.
    haha. Look at you with another book...
    adding to the author collection at your nook!

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    1. Drazin always comes back
      In plenty a tale at our shack

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  22. #115? I know it's a lot, I think that's right?
    $5 a day for each sold at your bay...
    and you could be a stay-at-home cat dad. :)

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    1. lmao if that were true
      We'd be fine staying at home with the cat crew

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  23. Congrats on new adventures for The Cat, Cassie, and Pat. It never gets boring in your neck of the wood, eh?

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    1. Nope, we don't bore
      As we just explore

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  24. Look at you go!
    so many books in tow.
    Congrats to you and Cass
    You and Cass and your rhyming ass:)

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  25. Look at you go!
    Your words sure flow!
    I'm going to have to increase
    my book budget as your output doesn't cease.
    I am not a rhymer ~ LOL
    Congrats on your latest!

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    1. lol you can rhyme
      Better than any mime
      Another had to flow
      Wait until Monday's show

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