Sunday, July 9, 2017

New Fees For You At My Zoo!

You better get your credit card ready. New fees are going to come at you steady. You will have to pay more just to visit my shore. What for? Bah, that's something of lore.

It's the same post.
Length and rhyme at my coast.
It's the same cat,
Even still Cassie and Pat.

But we're upping fees.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
So they are being increased.
Hey, at least we aren't a TV priest.

The content still the same.
Making fun of things humans claim.
The time is even in check.
Another post is always on deck.

But we're upping fees.
Just because we please.
Oh, I mean because we're broke.
Yeah, that's it, so don't choke.

No increased cost on our end.
Nothing in the mail we have to send.
Actually it got cheaper for us.
But shhhhh that may cause a fuss.

Because we're upping fees.
Like high socks to your knees.
They are being upped today.
So get ready to pay.

We're just oh so overworked.
Around our bodies are jerked.
It is just no fun.
So we'll charge everyone.

As we up our fees.
Have to keep away fleas.
Get ready to pay.
Don't forget to have a nice day.

Not even a new design.
The same spotted feline.
The same blog pics and such.
But we'll up them more than a touch.

Because we can do what we please.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
We need to take it all from you.
So look for increased fees to come due.

Pfffffft damn whiny sites out there. Making money by the bucket load at their lair. Oh, but they are still soooo poor. They have to charge more. Or charge other fees back to you. Who needs business expenses coming due. Nothing else changes but the fees. Yeah, I'd like to send fleas to all their knees. Ever see such sites like this come to pass? They can all kiss my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

56 comments:

  1. #1 and only
    feeling lonely
    where is everybody?

    Hank

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    1. Must be napping
      Or maybe out yapping

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    2. I was off dreaming
      while I was sleeping

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    3. Then off to work
      Tomorrow's not a perk

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  2. More fees and less sense is some. Can we make the fee worthwhile?

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    1. Less sense by the ton
      Seems to be the way with everyone

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  3. New Fees For You At My Zoo!
    Inflation eating into you
    It will come
    Reality for some
    To expect payment for their dues

    Hank

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    1. Expect they may
      After they pay and pay

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  4. Same as the stores charging more for less.
    Oh but they are so poor the say, bless.

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    1. Yeah, so so poor
      As they charge that much more

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  5. No magic money tree/That's what the government says to me

    Greetings from London.

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  6. Sounds like our water company. And Direct TV. Upping it just because they can.

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    1. Yep, tv does it here
      Guess that is far and near

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  7. Fees seem to be multiplying for than fleas!

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    1. That they do
      And no flea treatment to come due

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  8. Fees are like the Hindenberg, going up and away
    Always looking forward to a much better day
    But if they ever come down, it's in a blasted crash
    Suddenly your whole life before your eyes will flash

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    1. That it surely will
      None of that will thrill
      World in chaos all about
      As many surely shout

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  9. What's that about upcoming healthcare costs?

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    1. Whoops, was that there
      Sorry about that at your lair lol

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  10. There will be new fees
    they are hidden so no one sees

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  11. No new fees! Or increases! Craziness!
    ~Jess

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  12. Isn't that the truth? Cable TV is exceptionally good at it.

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    1. They do it all the time
      Can stick their increase chime

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  13. Fees on the fee. I love the option where you can print your own tickets for a fee but will call is free. Huh?

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    1. Free is never such
      As fees sure reach out and touch

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  14. A lot of times when sites start charging higher fee's, I just cancel and move on to something else.

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    1. The way to be
      Stick their little fee

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  15. Hey hey!

    First time here. Nice rhyme!
    Lots of positive vibes from your new visitor ^_^ Hopefully, I'll see you around :)

    - Hot guys

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    1. Umm err should I dare?
      Not sure I need to see that at my lair

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  16. And once the fees are up, they never come back down!

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    1. Nope, there they stay
      Until more you have to pay

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  17. Flown lately? That's where upping fees can make you crazy. They're charging more and literally making the seats narrower and closer together. Oh well, eleven days until I fly high. Hope all is well with you my friend!

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    1. haha back to flying once more?
      I never would have guessed at your shore

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  18. You must be talking about my cable bill!

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    1. Cable sure gets the fees
      Has more than most have fleas

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  19. Pat in the Hatt
    A credit card cat
    My comment fee free
    I state with glee.

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary.

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  20. His demise was not far away
    He told doctor he could not pay
    The doctor was wise
    His charts re-apprise
    He put the demise on delay

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    1. haha have to get the dough
      Before death can come in tow

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  21. They up the fees and hope you keep using the credit and will love you if you cry in your soup not knowing how to pay because they make money on you not the person who pays off the debt as soon as the bill comes in

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    1. Yep, that is the people they get and love
      Giving them more when push comes to shove

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  22. Hate bank fees the most
    Why do we pay more
    For the privilege of storing
    Our money behind a door

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    1. More we surely pay
      Greedy sobs got us coming and going each day

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  23. Glad when we got a certain account at the bank
    All fees were magically swept away
    We even get free checks when needed
    and that is okay at my bay!

    betty

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    1. That sure is a win
      Does many other banks in

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  24. You would think companies would learn that more fees equals pissed off customers. Our cable company jacked up the fees, so we cancelled them and started using streaming services. Now, they are calling, wanting us back trying to offer up a new deal. Sorry dudes. No dice.

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    1. Yep, that is what they do
      And then in 6 months, no deal, fees back to you

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