Saturday, August 5, 2017

A Neko Day With Odds At Play!

The cats knows the odds exactly today. I have to go all fact at my bay. The facts are in. So we better give it a spin. Fact is I must. In facts I trust.



Just the odds?
No time for gods.
Like Zeus was a king.
That is a fact ring.

Like Zeus wasn't real.
Quite the ordeal.
There is a fear of fun.
Cherophobia must be undone.

Just the odds?
Don't send odd squads.
I'm giving them to you.
Hold your goats at your zoo.

Speaking of which,
This may make you twitch.
Bill goats pee on their own heads.
Brings females to their beds.

Don't hiss and spit.
But if you must do it,
Aim for a pool.
You'll fill two in your lifetime with all your drool.

Good thing it's not Monday.
Cherophobia nuts get joined at play.
Or would that be none play?
Either way, more heart attacks on that day.

What was that?
The odds from the cat?
You'll get that fact.
Wait for the final act.

Robert Zimmerman can carry a tune.
Don't know him at your sand dune?
Right Bob Dylan is his fake name.
A bit more tame.

I may be a low percent.
May not even make a dent.
But penguin urine make up glaciers too.
I bet that you never knew.

And here is a tale.
A small child can join a whale.
A blue one that is.
And swim through its veins like nobody's biz.

Odds = Highly Sure
Unless He Gets A Jeopardy Brochure.

There will always be facts out there. Could do a billion posts at his lair. So the cat thinks he'll still be around. No dangerous things like killer clowns or disco abound. Maybe he'll get rich on Jeopardy though. So the odds aren't a sure thing thanks to that show. Know all those facts that came to pass? I'm just a fact finding little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

67 comments:

  1. Billy goats pee
    On their own heads, it's true
    Better than peeing
    On Adam or Blue

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  2. Yes Pat always facts about everything I guess.
    Enjoyed the read.
    Happy week-end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Facts come about all
      Some true, some not on each wall

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  3. Oh the odds. May it ever be in our favor. LOL

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    1. Always getting a win
      Works for our blog bin

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  4. Bet he's really good with crossword puzzles.

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    1. Must get them all
      There at his hall

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    2. He is probably good at Trivia as well!

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    3. Answer each one
      That is spun

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    4. As true as gold
      Or so I'm told
      Or as true as True
      (Not Scooby Doo)

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    5. True as true
      False not true too

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    6. That's deep
      Beats dating a creep lol

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    7. That it does indeed
      Creeps need to be tossed at ones feed

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  5. The thought of those pee glaciers is very chilling!

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    1. Chill to the bone
      Hmm better leave that one alone

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  6. I am still trying to figure out how the goats can pee on their own heads. That is quite the feat...disgusting but impressive

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    1. Impressive it can be
      Even when quite nasty

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  7. He's good with his facts
    of that I'm aware
    a goat peeing on their own head
    that I wouldn't want to share

    betty

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    1. Or wouldn't want to see
      Nasty as can be

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  8. As, Joe Friday said or didn't say

    "Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts"

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    1. PS - Congrats on yet another book, I gave it a look after I saw it on your sidebar.

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    2. Facts come through and through
      Whether or not they be true

      Stuck it up a little early this time
      Still a few days until the release chime

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  9. LOL ~ Adam is as dependable as 100% you!

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  10. Yikes - those goats sure are perverted!!

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    1. That they are
      More than some nuts at a bar

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  11. odds and oddities abound
    goats and blogs, the house rules
    if you need to guess more
    take statistics in school

    we can fix the numbers, we can fix the odds
    it's magic math

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    1. Fixing them is easy to do
      Took statistics at our sea too

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  12. "I'll take Le Tits Now For 800"

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    1. A fun riff
      Could make one umm stiff

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    2. One two or three
      All came to be

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    3. Biff, Griff and Buford, too
      Like some manure in their Tannen shoe

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    4. They loved the manure
      Must have had an allure

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  13. Every blog needs goats now and then.

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    1. That they may
      You did the other day

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  14. I've learned a lot from his posts.

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    1. Sure much to sea
      Learned a lot have we

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  15. I love Adam's factoids.
    Good job, Pat.

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  16. Glaciers don't look so beautiful now, huh? :-)

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    1. haha nope
      People everywhere may now mope

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  17. A Neko Day With Odds At Play!
    Getting facts right is the way
    Goats do that?
    What a drag!
    Oddities are for another day!

    Hank

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  18. Most times the odds are against you no matter what you do.
    Sometimes, however, you might win a few.
    A few what?
    I haven't a thought.

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    1. Could be any an endeavor
      If you win, ever

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  19. The stuff that he spewed must be true
    Each night without clue he’d renew
    Till fact someone shed
    Struck him in the head
    Gave him a whole new point of view

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  20. Billy Goats pee on their own head to attract that lady goats? That's disgusting on both parts. Ew.

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  21. Odds are never in my favor. That's why I rarely gamble. You can find a fact to support any opinion.

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    1. Yeah, search and you find
      Some nut goes out of their mind

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  22. He teaches those who seek to learn
    Find him at the next right turn

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  23. Adam always gets his facts straight
    But never one, always um... late :D

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    1. Got one once at our sea
      In the place to be

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    2. I have been number one more than once. It's so rare, it's easy for everyone else to forget

      though techically as Blue has learned, I did get number 1 on your original post.

      So...

      here's the original #1

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    3. haha went back and got it at our sea
      #1 sure was thee

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    4. Just pulling your leg
      You were one and didn't even have to beg haha!

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    5. No begging for a treat
      Here at our side of the street

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  24. We do learn a lot from Adam. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the new leading Jeopardy champion some day.

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    1. Would be fun to see
      Could become rich and live fancy free

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